January 2010
get out of my face
before I say something inconsiderate. because once I blurt it all out, I won’t even be able to blame it all on my delusion-inducing blood pressure medicine, or my new contacts.
I should go to bed, leave that for my dreams. at least for tonight.
Stories never really end…even if the books like to pretend they do. Stories...
– Cornelia Funke (via artpixie) <3 I love her.
I fucking love being right.
I just wish I could tell you I am, that was always so much fun.
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ohwowthatslovely:
there are so many people who are better at this whole “life” thing than i am.
lovemewithoutfear * txtsfrmlstnght:
(443): hows a nice way to say “yeah i would go to your dorm, but it’s snowing and I know you’re not going to blow me, so what’s the point”?
i don't wanna be friends
I give a fuck about an Oxford comma.
animalcollector * (via babrahamlincoln)
There were some things I wanted to tell him. But I knew they would hurt him. So...
– Jonathan Safran Foer (via gatekeeper)
okay so i lied.
alskar:
i didn’t think i was going to be able to escape the madness but everyone has disappeared for the moment.
i’m watching three of the most ill-behaved children in the world (well, they actually listen to me but when their mom is around it’s completely useless trying to referee them). and i’m making them dinner.
it’s like being their mother and i’m not exactly sure i like the feeling.
...
I hear in my mind all these voices, I hear in my...
animalcollector * -theluciddream * (via reaume)
there’s something about a taxi ride home at 3.30 in the morning, snow and orange light. sneaking around, drunk blurry visions, staring at the snow outside for a few more minutes and feeling like the only person alive.
rubyrubyrubyrubaaayyyy
(via ohwowthatslovely)
AAAHH-AH-AAHH-AH-AH-AAAHHHH
I love the one where they have a bet over who gets...
lipstickinfamy:
Ross: Every week the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment. What name appears on the address label? Rachel: Oh! Chandler gets it. It’s Chandler Bing. Monica: No. Ross: I’m afraid the TV Guide comes to “Chanandler Bong”. Monica: I knew that. Rachel, use your head. Chandler: Actually, it’s Miss Chanandler Bong.
Don't you hate it when a party's about to end, and...
weasleylove:
hooraychel:
donedwards:
(via fueledbiramon)
Instant reblog.
omg its the worst
"I believe the most difficult situation you can be...
(via lipstickinfamy)
from the moment I wake, to the moment I sleep I’ll be there by your side - just you try and stop me I’ll be waiting in line, just to see if you care, if you care
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on wednesday, they replaced
our school bell with the sound of the bells that rang at the stations when trains left to concentration camps for one day. I think it worked well, it really was a strange atmosphere.
I hope that 100 of you go home tonight and have sex. Or 200. Or 400. Oh hell, I...
– Andrew McMahon (via andrewfuckingmcmahon) (via fuckyeahjacksmannequin)
Ich lass dich nicht los.
It doesn’t really make sense to hold hands during that song. It was like a strange promise.
"JUST LIKE A CHIP IN THE CASINO"
I love that she always gets words wrong. <3
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just so you know:
alskar:
ultravioletlove:
I know exactly how you feel.
you might think you’re alone and feel weird about it and that noone understands. that is not the case.
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“Are you sleeping?” “Yes.” “Did you shave my chin stubble off when I fell asleep?” “Maybe.” “I love you.”
"I like coincidences. They make me wonder about...
(via lipstickinfamy)
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books...
lipstickinfamy:
If the book we are reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for? W\e need the books that affect us like a disaster, that grieve us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside us.” -Kafka