high on life and cheap champagne


In the first episode of the second season, “‘n Skandal in Bellevue”, Johann and Schörlock are invited to the Schloss Bellevue, domicile of the Bundespräsident. When Meicrofft turns up, it turns out that there’s a scandal involving a member of the presidential family. Schörlock coolly remarks that they already have their share of scandals. It seems like Wulff’s daughter has a delicate affair with Ireen Eagle. In the course of the episode, Schörlock calls Fräulein Eagle “das Weib”. She always sends him SMS like “Hab nüscht Hunger. Abendbrot? -IA”. In the end, Ireen manages to outwit Schörlock, but is brought to her knees by her feelings — her precious phone is locked by the PIN code “Ich bin ge SCHÖR lossen”. 
……….. sorry. 

Ich möchte ja gerne ein “Ich bin SHER-riegelt” lockscreen bild für mein Handy.

In the first episode of the second season, “‘n Skandal in Bellevue”, Johann and Schörlock are invited to the Schloss Bellevue, domicile of the Bundespräsident. When Meicrofft turns up, it turns out that there’s a scandal involving a member of the presidential family. Schörlock coolly remarks that they already have their share of scandals. It seems like Wulff’s daughter has a delicate affair with Ireen Eagle. 
In the course of the episode, Schörlock calls Fräulein Eagle “das Weib”. She always sends him SMS like “Hab nüscht Hunger. Abendbrot? -IA”. In the end, Ireen manages to outwit Schörlock, but is brought to her knees by her feelings — her precious phone is locked by the PIN code “Ich bin ge SCHÖR lossen”. 

……….. sorry. 

Ich möchte ja gerne ein “Ich bin SHER-riegelt” lockscreen bild für mein Handy.

(Source: phiillii)



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    ICH BIN GESCHÖRLOSSEN XDDDDD
  3. phiillii reblogged this from pokingmadness and added:
    WARUM HAST DU DAS ERST JETZT BEMERKT DU VOLLHONK ES GIBT DAVON AUCH NEN ZWEITEN TEIL FALLS DU DEN AUCH NOCH NICH BEMERKT...
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    WARUM HAB ICH DAS ERST JETZT BEMERKT PHILLI DEIN GEHIRN IST VOLLER WUNDERVOLLEM CRACK
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    Oh God. What is air? XDDDD
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    I can’t. What is this XDDDDDD
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    SCHÖRlossen :D I can’t
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    I- I CANT- I JUST- this is beautiful.
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    CAN’T. STOP. LAUGHING.
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    hab nüscht hunger
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